What’s this? A food review?

That’s right, I’m not writing about writing this time. Instead, I’m trying my hand at a food review.

Do you have a #TexasRoadhouse near you? Do you love chicken? How about sautéed onions? Well, get your ass to Texas Roadhouse and order the smothered chicken breast!

It also comes with sautéed mushrooms, but I’m not a big mushroom fan. They give you the option of jack cheese or gravy, and while I can’t attest to the taste of their gravy, the jack cheese goes perfectly with the sautéed onions.

I finished the whole thing, and anyone who knows me will tell you what a picky eater I am. I refuse to eat any fat or gristle (or anything remotely resembling fat or gristle), and this chicken was both delightfully juicy and delightfully free of fat and gristle.

So go find a Texas Roadhouse. Order the smothered chicken breast. Then go home full and happy.