To Theatre Goers Everywhere

Rant time.

If you are sitting behind/next to/near someone in a theatre, for Gods’ sakes be considerate and mindful of those around you.

They may look perfectly healthy, but you don’t know what’s going on inside them.

They might have a chronic pain condition, an injury, or an autoimmune disorder that causes their body to attack itself. They may be autistic or have a panic disorder.

You never know how much discomfort or pain you can cause by constantly bumping or kicking their seat.

I am 5’10”. If I am capable of crossing my legs without kicking the seat in front of me, I’m pretty damn sure the short skinny bitch in the seat behind me today is capable of it. If not, she should’ve sat the f*ck still.

End rant.